I'd like to place an erect call?

Heard the news today regarding a new study that links cell phone usage with low sperm count. There's all kinds of speculation as to why this is happening. Some kind of electro-magnetic radiation coming off of the phone that, when stored in the front pockets tends to put the zap on your boys. Another thinks that it has something to do with the brain. Still another blames the Russians. I personally think this is missing the forest for the trees. I don't think it's got anything to do with the mechanics of the phone at all. I think most of these dopes with the pathetic numbers of swimmers would be just fine if they'd get the damn phone screwed out of their ears and spend more time talking to and looking at the women in their lives. Nothing better for the sperm count than curves fellas. It's a mind over matter/use it or lose it thing. This is less a matter of what the phone is doing to these guys than it is pure atrophy. Less time on closing the deal, more time on wondering which of her ears you're gonna start nibbling on first.

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[Cher]

The body part you have reached is not in service. Please zip up and don't call again.....
Yaah....there is nothing like the real thing baby!