At a loss for words

I really not sure what to make of this picture. I know that the idea of the 'wearable' computer is not a new one, but this seems a little extreme. Perhaps this would be good for a caption contest - see what you can come up with. I do NOT want to know where the reset button is. On another note, in case you had missed it, Windows 7 is coming! Yes, now that you are just getting to grips with Vista, there's a new light on the horizon. From what I've seen, it's much of the same with some tweaks and cosmetic enhancements. After all, what do we expect of our operating systems? The ability to run our word processors and games without glitches or driver issues. Not a lot to ask is it - you listening Microsoft? I suppose once Windows 7 hits the street, you'll get the typical whining that nothing was wrong with Vista and why did they have to go changing things. I also suppose we'll get another round of those misleading, annoying and funny Apple ads again. It's the same thing ever since Windows 3.0 - yes, I do remember that far back. Heck, I even used a version of Windows 286 many eons ago.